Furployee Reviews / Pet resources department
Turn their questionable habits into a personalised performance review. One photo, a few details, and a very official case for denying that promotion.
For dogs, cats, and colleagues who eat the furniture.
Our HR policy
Your original photo. Not an AI portrait.
Personalised humour. Never mean-spirited.
Digital files. No shipping required.
Illustrative review / Labrador
Overall verdict
Promotion denied.
Belly rubs approved.
Small habits. Serious paperwork.
The stolen socks. The suspicious sick days. The complete disregard for personal space. We turn your pet’s everyday antics into corporate comedy worth keeping.
Upload a photo and answer five short questions, including their name and three signature habits.
AI-personalised copy meets a fixed, polished layout. Your pet stays recognisably themselves.
Choose a scorecard or a full review pack. Share the verdict and ask whose pet would be fired first.
Choose your paperwork
Planned launch offers. One-off prices in USD, not a subscription. Check the catalog for availability.
Start with a little office gossip
A basic personalised scorecard for sharing the verdict.
The complete employee file
A personalised review, employee badge and printable certificate, plus your shareable scorecard.
For the whole dysfunctional team
Bring up to four pets into the same department review. Ideal for a household with multiple repeat offenders.
The meeting could have been a belly rub
A thoughtful little gift for a pet person. A deeply unfair assessment for a very good pet.
Find your pet’s review